December 2011
imthedad: A lot of bees are lesbians. Maybe this makes them sexier for you, maybe not?
Dec 31st
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Listenlucid-dreaming: Stolen - Dashboard Confessional ...
Dec 31st
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ruler: you rock
rock: you rule
ruler: we're inanimate objects!
rock: Josh go to sleep
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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“When you smile, I melt inside. I’m not worthy of a minute of your time.”
– (via luigonz)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Listenchocobearcave: defense is paper thin, just one...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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vvrists: u turn my software into hardware
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
thatsmoderatelyraven: sachimo: times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg does she know its a video
Dec 31st
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MMomm mom..........
boybunnie: Mom im stuck in this jar of pickle
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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a blog post
conversatron: hey guys, it’s me. that’s right, the real live conversatron.tumblr account holder. the famous blog. more popular than ryderripps, and at least 10 other blogs. arent you all excited to see a post by me? dont you want to bookmark it, set it as your homepage, share on social media networks? dont you want to, you huge floppy chaffed rectum of a human being? you used, torn fleshlight,...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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bughug: why do people get angry over other people’s bodies
Dec 29th
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sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay
Dec 29th
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“If I talk real slowly If I hold your hand If you look real closely my love,...”
– Angus & Julia Stone (via minion2)
Dec 29th
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Listentoo-selfishly: Let’s dance to joy division - The...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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there is absolutely nothing I could post that would do this justice
Dec 29th
thenotorioussmall: not voting for a president until one promises that all dogs must be in doggy pajamas at all times. 
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I wasted a whole day being blah yesterday what a shame the rest of vacation there’s not going to be one moment of blah it’s gonna be Cassie full blast 24/7 can you handle it
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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kittyketamine: ask me odd things
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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the amount of things under the “all star” tag that are sneakers and not smash mouth is directly proportional to how many smash mouth songs I have to listen to now
Dec 27th